What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:30
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
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Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
How can we get rid of viral fever naturaly?
No, not a chance
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds